43 Interesting Things About the Pool Lifestyle

Once you’ve joined the club of swimming pool owners, certain truths about pool lifestyle become self-evident. Over my years as a member of this backyard-living, pool-owning club, these things have proven themselves to be true over and over again. Whether you currently own a fiberglass pool or you’re ready to take the plunge with a new inground pool, you’re sure to get a kick out of this list of 43 interesting things that all pool owners eventually come to know. Water always goes cloudy the day before a big party. Farts float (according to my grandson). The meaning of the terms “pH” and Total Dissolved Solids. It’s better to buy quality than cheap. It always rains 2 inches after you have added water with your garden hose. Blow-up toys usually last about two weeks (if you are lucky). Don’t ever say “Feel free to use the pool anytime.” They will. There’s no such thing as enough towels. Never walk barefoot on a deck or driveway that the sun has been baking all day. There always needs to be someone outside the pool to chase the ball. Never show your kids how to turn on the pool heater. Always check the […]

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